Drank too much and hopped a plane and ended up in France
Woke up on an escalator wearing different pants
Throwing up while driving to a nap in vacant lots
Vandalizing road signs never thinking we’d get caught

Storming castle ruins in the darkest parts of night
Burned most of our clothing on a torch to give us light
Fell asleep while driving til I heard the guardrail squeal
Calling sick to work then to the bathroom where at kneel

Do you have any moonshine stories?

Having sex on car hoods after seeing some punk rock
Getting naked, doing blow with girls I like a lot
My wife brought me a blanket to the backseat where I slept
As New Year’s came and went like the people I upset

Running through the sprinklers in my clothes to prove I would
Stealing art off restaurant walls just because I could
Throbbing headache mornings like a weight around my neck
The gall to be surprised as I chase exactly what I get

Do you have any moonshine stories?